2 Joints, before + 2 Joints, + 2 more

[Dmo18]

its cool man im sure ill find it.

Dmo18 Reviewed by Dmo18 on 12-30-2006. 2 Joints, before + 2 Joints, + 2 more We all know the song "Two Joints" by Sublime. Even though its "I smoked two joints, before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more" Well, I decided I wanted to do that. I gathered some of my Christmas money and bought a Quarter. It was good mids, and hooked up so I was like Why the fuck not. And rolled 6 J's. So I went to my buddy Troys house with all of 'em. I knew Troy, His G/f, B.C, and my other Buddy was gona be there. And since most of em buy me Alcohol all the time and let me Rating: 5

[ToDrunkToFish]

Well sorry about sayin BY Sublime, more like thats the song version I got/listen to alot. But the joints were about 1 gram each. So that came out to 6 grams, and I had about 1.5 grams left over for me. Cause the quarter was hooked up. But yes, I was very generous but I dont think itll happen for a while. Well mayby new years but not as much.

[Frivolous248]

No discussion of Smoke Two Joints would be complete without the Toyes' top ten list of reasons WHY they smoke two joints:

#10 They mate for life
#9 1 is lonely, and 3 seems greedy
#8 One good twist deserves another
#7 Too stoned to count to three
#6 Better safe than sorry
#5 Why not?
#4 Every doobie needs a brother
#3 We forget we smoked the first one
#2 It makes us feel allright

and now (drum roll 2 joints please) the #1 reason we smoke 2 joints...

#1 High Tolerance!

http://www.thetoyes.com/top10list.html

Dude, that actually makes a lot of sense. Those are some cool dudes.