Stop ganging up on me! Wahhhhh!!!

No, seriously, I have a hard enough time keeping my aloe vera and orange tree alive. I've read up on growing mary jane, and it's quite intimidating. If the plant in question requires such specific conditions for a halfway decent/potent bud, then you can count my far-from-green-thumb out of it. I'd be growing shwag that would be good for about 5-10 bucks for an eighth LOL.