This ever happen to you?

[deltron]

So we get back from the bar, me and my friends and we get to my buddy's house. I had been makin out with this chick, and i get her in the bedroom.. im horny as shit, and we start gettin naked... So weve still got some clothes on, gettin into it... and all the sudden my buddy knocks on the door and tells us we cant fuck in there, its his bed (aha). He gets slightly pissed, but believed us that nothin happened yet. So i ask him if there is anywhere we can go. So we end up in the garage, we mess around a lil more and i lay down on the ground so she can ride me. Anyway, i dont know if its the ridiculously freezing ground on my back or the fact that im hammered, but i lose my stiffy... so anyway we end up goin back inside and she gives me head, but god damn. She was hot too Anyone unfortunate enough to experience this?

deltron Reviewed by deltron on 12-29-2006. This ever happen to you? So we get back from the bar, me and my friends and we get to my buddy's house. I had been makin out with this chick, and i get her in the bedroom.. im horny as shit, and we start gettin naked... So weve still got some clothes on, gettin into it... and all the sudden my buddy knocks on the door and tells us we cant fuck in there, its his bed (aha). He gets slightly pissed, but believed us that nothin happened yet. So i ask him if there is anywhere we can go. So we end up in the garage, we mess Rating: 5

[gabee42ee]

nope .... but then agian i can't get a 'stiffy' haha ... but one time i was having sex with my bf in my best friends bathroom and she heard and got soooo pissed that she got a big bucket of ice cold wter and since her door didn't lock (which is dumb whos bathroom door doest have a lock on it?!) and threw it on us and yeahhhh it was bad .... then she made us clean it up ... bitch

[Samwhore]

haha, glad im not a guy

[slipknotpsycho]

first time i had sex, it kept going limp, dunno if it was the 20 some-year old wine or if it was nervousness, but it was frustrating nonetheless.... also now i still sometimes (when i've been drinking/taking pills) have problems keeping it up, or more commonly, can fuck til my dick is sore, and i still won't be anywhere near 'finishing'....

[TheKidThatLovesMary]

lemme guess u smoked pot and drank same shit happened to a friend of mine hes like 21 now but was 20 at the time it happened he was tellin me about it and was like "ya so i tryed fuckin this bitch at a party and then i couldnt get a boner" i just looked at him n laughed then we figured out that its prolly cus the mixture of the weed and the alchohal cus another friend had the same shit happen under the same circumstances. Unless u didnt smoke pot... then id say give viagra a call hahahaha jk

[deltron]

well yeah, i was pretty fucked up, but still that shits never happened to me. lol i remember on my high school grad trip.. my buddy he was hammed, and wanted to bang some nasty chick, but he couldnt get it up. later on, i explained to him that it was divine intervention lol.

samwhore.. cman, weve still got some advantages. I still love my penis, even if it is a lazy piece of meat.

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

nah.. if i see a hot girl my dick will be fired up and ready to go

[lil josh]

yer this happend to me once when i was drunk and stoned verry bad lol but i can look back and laugh now.

[Platinum Plus]

when i was about to get lucky with my ex-girlfriend
we were at her house cuz she was havin abit of a party
so we asked her friend to turn up the music (to dead the sound lol)
but her friend was like the sex police she iddn't want us doing nothing
and i was somewhat nervous which is prob why my johnson wouldn't stand
and there was no foreplay, i'm sorry but i need some foreplay to get goin haha

[deltron]

It was your lady's house and some other bitch cock blocked you? That is cause for some serious verbal assault.