1. We don't care. You can understand us like we can understand you.

2. Bill Gates doesn't care. He is too rich to care what people in the UK think. We don't care about British television or movies. If we did you'd see more on this side of the Atlantic.

5. We love our National Athem. It reminds us how an entire fleet of British ships couldn't shoot down a flagpole.

6. Agreed, American football sucks(my opinion). But would you really want us to get better at real football(soccer)? If it got too popular here, we'd start buying all the best players from your football clubs.

7. Nope no nuclear war with anyone. I'd have to be crazy to agree with you there. Sorry, I'm keeping my guns.

8. July 4th will be renamed to National Pyro Day

9. All American cars are hereby banned. So are double-decker buses.

10. Yeah maybe you're right about potato products. Wait, fuck who cares.

11. Fuck Tea!

12. Budweiser sucks, mass produced beer sucks, ignorance sucks. Boston Beer Company=most beer awards of any beer in history of beer, including gold medals from the Brits!

13. Hell, gas is expensive at 2 bucks a gallon. No thanks.

14. No guns, therapists, or lawyers? I like choices. Keep your lack of freedom on your island.

15. You tell us?

16. We have enough taxes. But nothing like the Poll Tax.

Thank you for your cooperation.[/QUOTE]