How old are you possum? You're either really young and immature, mentally unstable, or just plain 'ole wasted. Or it's all three, I dunno.

But for your sake and ours, I hope your kidding, or you just wanted to vent or something. But joking about something like this, or even pretending to harm yourself, shows incredibly bad taste on your part. That can get the website in trouble, too, ya know?

That being said, I also think you would have done the deed by now instead of mulling around about it here. That means there's still time to get REAL help instead of advice and sympathy from people that can't get you the help you do or don't need.

Other than that, this thread confuses me, and if I had to guess, the dude got drunk and over-embellished about how depressed he is, and the mentioning of suicide can be chalked up to the sauce. ~