that's cool, user, i really don't think you're an asshole. (i didn't even say you were one). it sucks that nature puts you out for five days a month. i guess that's why they say 'mother nature'..must be female cause she's such a bitch. what did you ever do to deserve that. don't put up with that female bullshit. i prefer guys, too, dude.

all love man, i don't think you're a bad person or anything serious, i'm just acting up, mostly for my own amusement. (just like a woman)