Today, I got high as hell and drunk as fuck at lunch and me and some people walked over to a nearby school for a fight that never went down. Then on the way back out, someone suggests we pull the fire alarm. I was like, I'll do it! So I walk back into the school and pull the damn thing and go back outside but it didn't go off. So I went back in and tried hitting it, and these kids sitting right there started yelling at me "Get the fuck out of our school bitch!" So I left and as we're walking down the street, this fag teacher runs up to me and asks if he can talk to me. I was like fuck no. What's your name? Fuck off. What school do you go to? Fuck off. He followed me back to my school where I told him a whole bunch of lies. Then another teacher from there comes over to get our principal and the police. As soon as I saw the principal dude commin I just booked my ass down the street. He never saw me, and I sauntered into class without anyone knowing.

It was by far the funniest thing thats happened to me recently. Anyone have any dumb shit that they've done?
powair Reviewed by powair on . The stupid shit that people do while fucked up Today, I got high as hell and drunk as fuck at lunch and me and some people walked over to a nearby school for a fight that never went down. Then on the way back out, someone suggests we pull the fire alarm. I was like, I'll do it! So I walk back into the school and pull the damn thing and go back outside but it didn't go off. So I went back in and tried hitting it, and these kids sitting right there started yelling at me "Get the fuck out of our school bitch!" So I left and as we're walking Rating: 5