Tell your parents it was planted there by the FBI, they are trying to frame you because they believe the space creature they brought to earth from a comet has infested your brain and has plans for dominating the entire earth.



that'll fool them



ps. good luck in the loony bin
SwirlyMass Reviewed by SwirlyMass on . Parents Find Stash on Christmas Day It's true My mom didn't say anything when she picked me up from work. Just as I was about to walk inside my house, my mom tells me that there is something on the kitchen table I need to see. I walk in the kitchen and see my bubbler, pipe, and empty bag, and a bottle of skol. I pretty much handled it smoothly and they still haven't decided what they are going to do with me yet. Rating: 5