Well, this story isn't very new, but i thought i'd share it anyway.


Me and my friend would smoke out of pipes, smoke joints, or out of PB's, and we wanted to get a bong, a real big one that was really nice.

He went up to a beach in the area, and said the main street had so many sick bong shops for so cheap that we should get up there.

We're only 15, so I sucked up to my dad and was like "I think us as a family should have a day at the beach...and let me bring a friend", ect, until my dad thought it would be cool to go to the beach, and took us.

He was probably suspicious when we didnt go to the beach once, we instantly darted to the headshops, but meh.

We walked into this 1 big bongshop, and i saw some NICE bong's, and i was like "Man I'm prob gonna get that 1" and it was a nice, decent sized plastic one(i only had a $50 budget and wanted to save some money for more weed later on). My friends like "naw man don't get that, let's look around a bit longer first."

We cruise up to some other headshop, and on the way some guy wanted to try to buy dope off us which was pretty cool, but we didn't have any so we cruised on into this tight headshop and right away the guy takes down a massive bong and looks at us and is like "$100, thats half price, its worth $200"...and we didn't even think he'd sell 1 at first since we're underage, but hes just like "its nice, seriously get it", and we're like "man we only got $50", so he busts out this other MASSVIE Bong, and goes "$30", and we're like "SERIOUSLY!" cuz it was so massive we couldn't believe he was gonna sell it to us for so cheap. We buy it and could barely even fit it in my friends backpack.

We bring it back constantly talking about big it is and now we can't believe what a good deal we got it for. My dad's then like "I'm probably going to go out tonight to my girlfriends, so I wont be back till the morning", and me and my friend are like "YES!"

He goes out, we load up a massive bowl, i smoke the first 1 since it was my bong, we put some ice in it, and i lit up the bowl....cleared the chamber, and looked up at my friend, dizzy, with a massive headrush, and hes like "DUDE YOUR EYES ARE SOOOOO RED!!!"

He takes a hit, and then we smoke about 2 more bowls.



We're EXTREMELY stoned....now I'm not no n00b stoner, my dad ALWAYS goes out to his girlfriends for the night and ill smoke myself massive shows, but just 2 bowls did it for us, we had a massive body buzz, and we're even getting some visuals.

We're like "dude we gotta go into town", so we mission into town to chill with peeps, we had a nice joint to smoke that we took out, and met up with some people. We were so stoned we thought it took nearly 2 hours to get there, and were worried we wouldnt be home till like 3am, we even got lost in the middle of town(something that's never happened to us before) in a place we walk through tons of times.

We get home after chilling with some friends...we didn't stay long because they were wasted and were passing out. We get home thinking it must be like 4 in them morning, but its only like 12:00.


The bong's sick, gets me incredibly stoned off like 2 bowls.

It's really tall, has a really fat chamber with a mouthpiece that's nicely indented to fit your mouth, fits a bunch of ice cubes in the chamber, and the bottom is INCREDIBLY fat, its massive. It's red, yellow, and green(jamaica colours) and has really trippy designs ontop of the red/yellow/green. It's plastic(probably why this we got it for so cheap even though it's massive), and is see through(which i prefer so you can see how much water you need). My only complaint is it uses a carb rather than a slider, and it takes alot of water to fill up to the tube.
bulletz144 Reviewed by bulletz144 on . My First Bong Use. Well, this story isn't very new, but i thought i'd share it anyway. Me and my friend would smoke out of pipes, smoke joints, or out of PB's, and we wanted to get a bong, a real big one that was really nice. He went up to a beach in the area, and said the main street had so many sick bong shops for so cheap that we should get up there. We're only 15, so I sucked up to my dad and was like "I think us as a family should have a day at the beach...and let me bring a friend", ect, until my Rating: 5