Quote Originally Posted by sL1Ck
i use to think that once i got out of the house that it would be the high life 24/7... but college is just as tricky as smokin at home when you live in the dorms

1. sit at my desk and roll up a blunt
2. spray the entire room down with febreeze*the RA lives right across the hall, so my room always has to be smellin legit*
3. walk outside and scout where the least people are walking... this can be tricky because its a college campus, so you always have random ass people strollin by.. so you have to be real legit with stories and actions at all times
4. smoke half the blunt with my buddy, then we relocate, because if someone did narc you out, then the campus security will be lookin for you there
5. re-light the blunt at the new spot
6. clear eyes, axe, mint, wave jacket around and rub out my hair*so much smoke scent gets caught in your hair, always make sure to run your hands through your hair to get the smell out
7. walk past the front desk and strike a little conversation with them so i dont look shady as fuck
8. get up to the room, put the jacket under the bed, change clothes, more febreeze
9. leave the room for a while

For all you guys goin off to school next year, i will tell you that cops have been called on us because 4 of us when out and smoked, then we came back in and sat in the dorm, and some random person walking by the hallway said they smelled the room and it smelled like we were burnin in there... which is fuckin bs, so we got the heads up, and we had to split out the backdoor as cops were commin to check us out.
Whatever you do if they get called, just remember, NEVER EVER EVER EVER answere you door or make noise, they CANT just come into your room, you have to open it. They can only come in if it reeks, but if the door is closed it wont, so if you get caught by suprise, its time to play that silent game
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id get soooooooooooo paranoid if i had all that pressure when toking. seriously, its like if you're plannin a murder man!!