Well, depends on the situation.

If I'm home alone, grab my bong/bowl, weed, lighter, and dryer-sheet tube, and sit upstairs in front of my computer and smoke however much and for however long I feel like.

If my brother's home, I'll smoke bongs/bowls in the basement. I'll sometimes roll joints/blunts if I feel like really getting blazed alone, but I always smoke those out in the garage.

If my mom's home, either I'll leave to smoke with friends, go down the street near this big tree around an abandoned home, or stealth smoke a bowl in the basement. Generally I don't smoke when my mom's around, now that I'm in college and we're not around each other much.

Afterwards, dryer sheets/febreeze, eye drops, wash my hands to get rid of the smell. Grab a drink, hop on my laptop, and generally come here <<