Quote Originally Posted by LittLeWinG
Lmao i have a big preperation time.

For knowledge, i get high at about 12am-2am everynight.

1.First, i get all my stuff ready....including lighter, bowl, bong, weed etc.
2.Then i put it all into one convinent weed carry bag.
3.I then turn off my lights and try and make it look like im in bed by putting pillows and shit in the right position....and making it non sus at the same time.
4.Then i open my blinds and open my window and put my bag and bong on the desk next to the window.
5.I then turn off the lights (so if parentals get up they will think i am sleeping) and climb through the window and close it.
6.THEN i take all my stuff about 50 metres away from the house and sit behind a cool tree.
7. Then i have a cigarette
8. Then i smoke bowls and get HIGH AS FUCKING POSSIBLE.
9.Then i have another cigarette.
10. Then, with my awesome ninja skillz, i sneak back into my room, pull down the blinds, hide all my stuff, spray myself with deodorant, chew some gum, and use clear eyes if i have some and if i think it is nessassery.
11. Then i chill the fuck out, play ps2 or w/e then go 2 sleep.


IT IS CURRENTLY 11.45 PM and i am waiting for my drunk dad to fuck offf to bed so i can have a cig and a toke.

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Damn, thats a lot of trouble to go through!

First I set the mood, black light-ON, lava lamp-ON, mushroom lamp-ON, lights-OFF, TV-OFF.

What I do, is get my stash out and whatever I'm usin' to smoke. If I'm doin' gravs I gotta get this pitcher from the kitchen, its been in my room lately though. If I use my bubbler, I got water handy in my mini-fridge.

So I sit at my PC desk, pack a bowl, roll a jay, whatever. I open 1 of two windows, it varies...Then I smoke out the window, I do this anywhere from 9-11pm depending on the situation. Weekdays I do it earlier 'cause my parents are in bed earlier.

Really I only gotta worry 'bout my mom. My dad is fine with my tokin' really, he's been in my room a time or two after I smoked and was like "Are you stoned?" but not in a negative way, he was just like "*SNIFF* *SNIFF* I smell reefer!" in a joking manner. I still don't like to be bothered while I toke really, so I do hide it from him somewhat, by keeping my lights off and staying quiet so he's less likely to come in.

My mom I really don't gotta worry about, she's always in bed early and stays in bed. I don't even try to cover the smell nowadays, I open a window and blow the smoke out, but really my room will smell either way so I just make sure I don't get it so stinky it'll reek the next morning.