Sup G.
Sounds like a bitching night... gunna give you a few pointers though.

"Hydro" has nothing to do with quality of weed. It's just the way it's grown.

When she refused to accept your cash payment for the bud, you should have whipped out your cock and tell her to take that for payment... sexually. *nudges you with my elbow a few times* get my drift?

And weed doesn't make you trip, tripping refers to shit like acid, shrooms or DMT... sounds like you got blazed off of you asshole though, is very nice! High five!