I think my Aunt and Uncle are psychic...

[IplayWoW]

Yeah, well I've been in negotiation talks with my Aunt for about 40 minutes. I've been explaining why I smoke, how it makes me feel, how it affects the other aspects of my life and such. I think I may have showed her that I can be responsible with my use. If that is the case, they should have zero problems as long as I don't smoke in the house. Everyone cross yan fingers

[Pipe Dreams]

He did'nt smell that shit, he was just trying to catch you in the act.

[ganjah]

Ya there is no way he smelled anything, must have all been in his head. I'm sure of it because last year, very stupidly, me and my friend would smoke like 6 bowls in my basement leaving one tiny window open for like an hour, and when we woke we couldnt smell anything. Also my parents had to work at like 8am and they didnt smell anything. And by the way for the future just smoke the whole joint, don't bother having a half smoked joint in your house because it will really make it smell.

[Pride]

Parents say shit like 'I smell beer/weed" from hours before just to piss you off by showing how good their smell senses are and they want you to know you ain't getting away with it.
Usually just not a good idea at all to smoke indoors.

[I just love weed]

Ok so my uncle goes to bed at 12:30 this morning, at which time I go to my room and roll a joint. I go outside and smoke about 1/3 of it at 2am as I walk around the block. I watch T.V. upstairs for about 2 hours, then go back around the block and smoke another 1/3 of it. I go to bed at 6:30. They wake me up at 11 to clean, so I take a shower. While I'm in the shower my uncle knocks on the bathroom door and says "tony, open the door". I open the door, my whole body is wet from the shower and I have shampoo in my hair. He says, "didn't you think we would be able to smell you smoking in here?", I'm like "wtf, i'm taking a shower." He looks around and see's no smoke/joint or a piece and says, "well, the whole house smells like pot." I say "well I smoked part of a J at 2:30 and again at 4:30, but I was walking around the block. So he takes like 3g of my weed(which I just got yesterday). Thankfully, this time he didn't flush it. He left it on the table, so I'm going to grab it later on. Now, last Monday I got in trouble for tokin' in my room, and they said "you need to respect us and not smoke around us or our kids." I said I'm cool with that. Now I get in trouble for smoking it off the property. Now they are acting all fine about it. I guess my point is, how in the *fuck* did they smell pot that I smoked more than 6 hours ago while I was outside? I had the remainder of the J in my room in a drawer surrounded by those dryer sheets to hide the smell.

i bet one of his kids is smoking

[Coelho]

are your uncle and aunt called Vernon and Petunia Dursley?

[slpntrx5]

are your uncle and aunt called Vernon and Petunia Dursley?

*sigh* okay, harry potter was a pretty okay series, but dude....that was lame...lol jk man. good feelings all around! *tokes pipe*

[IplayWoW]

I wish he hadn't flushed that weed... I still have the remaining 1/3d of that joint left. I think I'll go out and smoke that shit.

[Platinum Plus]

topic isn't what i thought it would be
but i got beliefs that some peeps are psychic lol
cuz when i'm high and people are like lookin at me
i wonder if they're reading my mind, ya know?
i get that to when i'm sober sometimes but not as bad...

[Trivium]

The smell can stay in your clothes.
My friend who doesnt smoke weed who comes over and drinks all night then goes home to pass out, in the morning his mom comes in to check on him and always says he smells like weed and how much did he smoke....Yet he doesnt smoke weed, its SO hard to get him to take a toke .... The smell stays in your clothes ... especially outside when you're walking & smoking.