or one of those hat thingies! ive always wanted one, but never had enough hats to warrant the need of one...but if it was a bong i coudl justify it that way...

and dude you gotta tell us more, are those tubes for sucking? also i woudlnt reccomend using steel for the body, id reccomend aluminium(chill out folks, its not getting hot, youre not inhaling shit)because steel can trust, and rust is no fun