Most wake up in the morning expecting that day to be "their day" and go to bed each night praising Allah that it wasn't. And they can all thank G Dubya Bush
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...but, but, they're free now?! They have democracy and can watch anything they want to on television, just like us! And it's all because George Bush really, really cares about them, and, and maybe they can find Jesus now, and become good republicans?! That's worth it, isn't it?