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11-18-2004, 05:28 PM #1
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TOP 10 REASONS WHY SEX AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT IS NOT AN ADVISABLE FORM OF PROCREATION
No1's ever travelled faster than the speed of light though av they? So isn't that just a theory about time ceasing to exist if you exceded the speed of light? Plus the distance you'd have to travel so your kids out-age you would be huuuuuuuuuge, and you'd have to do it in a vacuum because air resistance at 380,000,000m/s would be fuckin intense man, disintegrate you like that gun on bugs bunny. I haven't ever been able to get my head round some of the claims made by Stephen Hawking about time travel being a possibility if you travelled faster than the speed of light, I just can't see the connection between light and time and how the speed of light effects the rate of time. If any1 has a link explaining that I'd appreciate it if you showed me.
Jimmicrackedcorn Reviewed by Jimmicrackedcorn on . TOP 10 REASONS WHY SEX AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT IS NOT AN ADVISABLE FORM OF PROCREATION TOP 10 REASONS WHY SEX AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT IS NOT AN ADVISABLE FORM OF PROCREATION 10. Penile length contraction: According to the relativistic theory of length contraction, this is an inevitable consequence of performing sex at the speed of light. An average penis of length 13cm traveling at 99% the speed of light will contract down to a length of only 1.8cm (this is about the same length as the smallest functional penis officially recorded). At the speed of light, length contraction Rating: 5
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