ok, i'm not gonna read this all, but ifyou're still having problems, get ALOT of smoke in your mouth (i'm assuming you know how to do atleast this) then start trying to inhale through your mouth (just like you would if your nose is clogged and you gotta breathe through your nose) then slowly part your lips (so no smoke escapes)

if that don't work.... and you still don't get high, keep trying, and trying and trying.... some people don't get high for many times when they first start trying... it's normal. even if they're doing it right....

btw, i'm not gonna get into this, but stealing is wrong, little or alot, 1 dollar or 1 grand... so, from now on, either ask your dad, or find your own..... trying my best not to be an ass, but i really dis-like theives...