help me im pissed

[DemoCommando]

LIP, something I've wondered, how long are your joints? Are they the 1 1/4 inch j's or the longer ones? like the 3 inch? The 1 1/4 j's I doubt can last 45 min, but I dunno, never tried that hard.

Dave

DemoCommando Reviewed by DemoCommando on 12-24-2006. help me im pissed im a newb. ive smoked 4 joints in my entire life. just give me advice plz. well for the 4th attempt at trying to get high i smoked an entire spliff. i rolled it myself, and it was perfect. Nothing but weed, my dads weed. Problem is I didn't feel any different. I was smoking alone listening to music, and i smoked it all by myself and i didnt get high. this is the fourth occasion this has happened. what am i doing wrong. something to do with the way i was smoking??? keep in mind i have Rating: 5

[JeenYuss]

to the kid that can roll a perfect J and has never smoked you are a disgrace to the human race and i would advise you to get castrated so that your genes never again swim in the gene pool

thank you

[LIP]

LIP, something I've wondered, how long are your joints? Are they the 1 1/4 inch j's or the longer ones? like the 3 inch? The 1 1/4 j's I doubt can last 45 min, but I dunno, never tried that hard.

Dave

Well, i normally use the Bob Marley Papers, which are the kingsize ones, but for the last week i've been using blue slim rizla king size, so thats 4.4 inch, but if i fancy one that burns for about an hour i'll L skin em.

It's more the art of rolling it tight enough that it doesnt burn up in 2 hits, but loose enough so you can pull the maximum amount of smoke though, with bigger hits. I always use a roach too, as it keeps the end open and you can get bigger hits through it aslwell.

Also, when your not taking a hit, it shouldnt smoke. It shouldnt go out either. It should be just embering, but not enough to make smoke, and when you take a hit it should light up straight away. This keeps the joint alight without wasting silly amounts of weed.

I supose im old school, but i've mastered the perfect joint for me, maybe the perfect joint of all time, meh, probably not, but tiz damn good, and so far only around 5 or 6 people on this site can do it. Some belive me, some dont. Some are plain idiots, but the point is i've explained it now, then again, i've expalined it time and time again, so they really should know, i can do it.

Why dont you all try it for yourselves, it may take some time, but imagine a "shitty" little joint burning longer than a blunt infront of your mates... they'd be paying for joint rolling classes.

Anyways, enjoy the info, i hope you can make longer lasting enjoyable joints.

And Merry Christmas.

[LIP]

to the kid that can roll a perfect J and has never smoked you are a disgrace to the human race and i would advise you to get castrated so that your genes never again swim in the gene pool

thank you

If thats to me, then the jokes on you as your the idiot. And i'd watch what you say. Carry on like that and you'll be banned. OR WORSE.

[JeenYuss]

it wasnt a joke it was my honest opinion

[LIP]

Yeah, but your an idiot, your jealous because you can roll for shit and i can, and it's so outrageous that you cant do it you dont belive it.

Childish.

Im not the only person who can do it either, so you really are an idiot.

Oh well, as they say, ignorance is bliss....


Untill your kicked to shit and come back to reality and realise that just cos you cant do something doesnt mean another person cant.

[JeenYuss]

oh and #2 im not sure if having a 140 I.Q. qualifies as being an "idiot"

#3 im only 15, i have a whole life ahead of me to get banned from places

[LIP]

oh and #2 im not sure if having a 140 I.Q. qualifies as being an "idiot"

#3 im only 15, i have a whole life ahead of me to get banned from places

Thats even worse, your just a little kiddie.

This sites for adults, to be honest your childish opinion isnt wanted. It doesnt count as you have no life experience. And thats the wrong attitude to have on this site, cos im sure they wouldnt hesitate to ban a silly little kid.

[JeenYuss]

to this "lip" character i dont really know what you are talking about at all, are you already baked? i kno im a lil buzzed but as far as i know i was saying that to the kid who STARTED THE FUCKING THREAD, its simple logic and common sense that would tell you that

[JeenYuss]

mr lip, as a liscenced professional i advise you to stop arguing (an argument that was started for no reason) and smoke a J

everybody knows that in simple math, anything + J = good