New Drug/Alcohol Policy at my job now allows random drug testing

[bent]

yeah its actually pretty easy and i was happy to figure it out I guess the hardest part is the fact i havent actually gotten one yet but you know what they say....get the temp right and you pass. if you got another question ill try and help

[KindMidasSoundman]

Since there is so much meth where you are, are you sure they are going to test for weed? A friend of mine worked in Las Vegas for a while, and when he went out there he didn't know anything about a drug test. The first day at the new job they took a hair sample and he figured he had lost the job, but it turns out they were testing for cocaine, meth, and lsd. The tolerance for marijuana in the workplace for this particular company must be high, but you never know... maybe they are just trying to weed out the tweakers?

[bent]

mix what? a techno mix?

[dejayou30]

they consider a drug anything that is scheduled according to the federal drug act of blah blah blah. it lists marijuana as something they test for in the handbook.

[dejayou30]

could you please post the formula here or email it to me?

[FakeBoobsRule]

That certo trick doesn't work for everyone and when it does work it is usually because they drink a lot of fluids with it so in effect it is the dilution method. A 100% way to beat the test is to buy synthetic urine such as Quick Fix and keep it with you at all times. If they test you it can be ready in a few minutes to an hour. If you get your friend's clean urine it only lasts for 8-12 hours at room temp and you probably don't have a place at work to freeze it and then take it out and reheat without going unnoticed. Read the substitution thread on how to bring it and keep it to temp.

[dejayou30]

do you guys know if cranberry juice and home remidies like that have any impact whatsoever on getting your piss clean? is there any way to speed up your body's process of getting rid of the THC byproducts?

[FakeBoobsRule]

Aerobic exercise to some extent and soluble fiber to a lesser extent. Nothing else helps.