dont put your fake pee in the 7-11 microwave

[the yeag]

I just read this in pittsburgh a guy ran into a 7-11 to microwave his qf synthetic piss it was in a dildo. the stoner walked away the clerk saw a penis in the microwave and thought someone put a cock in there so he called the cops.....nuke your piss at home or use the handwarmer

the yeag Reviewed by the yeag on 12-21-2006. dont put your fake pee in the 7-11 microwave I just read this in pittsburgh a guy ran into a 7-11 to microwave his qf synthetic piss it was in a dildo. the stoner walked away the clerk saw a penis in the microwave and thought someone put a cock in there so he called the cops.....nuke your piss at home or use the handwarmer Rating: 5

[Burnt Toast]

If the person wouldve just nuked the QF bottle instead of the dildo, he wouldnt have gotten the clerks attention that easy. As far as Im concerned, that person made his bed.

Even if you plan on nuking the QF bottle at the store, try not to be the only person in the store. Make sure theres plenty of customers to keep the clerk occupied, and the attention away from you. :thumbsup:

[Smokin EnDo]

I can see this conversation...

"Hello, 911."
"Hi, yes, a man just walked into my store to microwave a cock."
"excuse me sir?"
"a penis is my microwave cooking as we speak."

[the yeag]

yeah with a habeeb accent