This is a joke I first heard my grandmother tell. She loved a good bawdy joke and was a very funny lady. Worked as a teacher and school principal all her life. We never knew where she picked up these jokes, but they were generally good ones. Forgive the language, but it’s necessary to the set-up.

Four men are sitting in a bar, talking and shooting the breeze. Suddenly, a fifth man rushes in, screaming, red-faced and furious at one of the four, and grabs him up by the lapels and gets right in his face, ready to kill him.” You philandering, marriage-wrecking SOB!! I heard you said there’s a mole on my wife’s pussy!”

“Hold on there,” the soon-to-be victim says, “And just calm down. You don’t need to get so riled. What I said was it felt like it.”
birdgirl73 Reviewed by birdgirl73 on . WARNING! Terribly Tasteless Dirty Joke A guy walks into a whorehouse, walks up to the madam and says "I'm soo horny, but I only have $5" The madam frowns at first but looks at the guy and tells him "hmmm, that's not a lot, but I do have a dead hooker in one of the rooms upstairs, you can have her for $5" The guy quickly thinks it over then agrees, pays his $5, and heads upstairs. ten minutes later he comes back down and the madam asks "how was it?" The man tells her "It was great, the only weird thing was that her nose kept Rating: 5