So there's this guy and a girl, and they're at the guy's house. But the problem is, the guy shares a room with his little brother, and worse yet, they have bunk beds. Luckily for the guy and the girl, the guy's got top bunk.

So they decide to go at it one night, yanno, bumpin' and grindin', but the guy says to the girl "My little brother's sleepin' below, so if you want me to go harder, say 'lettuce' and if you want me to go faster say 'tomato'" the girl's like "yeah dude, I got it

So anyway, they're knockin' boots and all and she's moanin' "Lettuce, tomato, lettuce, tomato, tomato, tomato, lettuce, lettuce.." and then with a final "TOMATO!!!!" it all ends.

Two seconds later the little brother starts to tap on the bunk bed..the guy goes "what"..the brother goes

"bro..can you stop making sandwhiches up there? I just got some mayo on my head."
BabyFacedAbortion Reviewed by BabyFacedAbortion on . WARNING! Terribly Tasteless Dirty Joke A guy walks into a whorehouse, walks up to the madam and says "I'm soo horny, but I only have $5" The madam frowns at first but looks at the guy and tells him "hmmm, that's not a lot, but I do have a dead hooker in one of the rooms upstairs, you can have her for $5" The guy quickly thinks it over then agrees, pays his $5, and heads upstairs. ten minutes later he comes back down and the madam asks "how was it?" The man tells her "It was great, the only weird thing was that her nose kept Rating: 5