Quote Originally Posted by PdoubleOTY
Two guys are about to go to a bar, and one guy pulls out a hot dog. he says to the other guy,"as soon as we get a drink and drink it, ill put this in my zipper and you suck it like we're gay so we get thrown out". So they go in, get hteir drink, drink it, and do the trick..sure enough they are like HEY TAKE THAT SHIT SOMEWHERE ELSE! so they leave with 1 free drink...that night they hit up 20 bars and get a various amount of drinks only to come home shit faced...they wake up the next morning and one guy says,"man, i started puking after the 15th bar last night"..the other guy says"yea well you think that sucked?i lost the hot dog after the 3rd bar"
DAAAMN lmao!!!