So there's this guy and a girl, and they're at the guy's house. But the problem is, the guy shares a room with his little brother, and worse yet, they have bunk beds. Luckily for the guy and the girl, the guy's got top bunk.

So they decide to go at it one night, yanno, bumpin' and grindin', but the guy says to the girl "My little brother's sleepin' below, so if you want me to go harder, say 'lettuce' and if you want me to go faster say 'tomato'" the girl's like "yeah dude, I got it

So anyway, they're knockin' boots and all and she's moanin' "Lettuce, tomato, lettuce, tomato, tomato, tomato, lettuce, lettuce.." and then with a final "TOMATO!!!!" it all ends.

Two seconds later the little brother starts to tap on the bunk bed..the guy goes "what"..the brother goes

"bro..can you stop making sandwhiches up there? I just got some mayo on my head."