WARNING! Terribly Tasteless Dirty Joke

[the yeag]

why don't repuplicans use bookmarks.
because they just bend the paige over

the yeag Reviewed by the yeag on 12-21-2006. WARNING! Terribly Tasteless Dirty Joke A guy walks into a whorehouse, walks up to the madam and says "I'm soo horny, but I only have $5" The madam frowns at first but looks at the guy and tells him "hmmm, that's not a lot, but I do have a dead hooker in one of the rooms upstairs, you can have her for $5" The guy quickly thinks it over then agrees, pays his $5, and heads upstairs. ten minutes later he comes back down and the madam asks "how was it?" The man tells her "It was great, the only weird thing was that her nose kept Rating: 5

[the yeag]

why did god invent yeast infections?
so women would know what it is like to live with an anoying cunt.




what does seventy year old pussy taste like?

depends

[the yeag]

what did the blond say to her swim instructer?

will i really drown if you take your finger out.

[the yeag]

who makes more money a street ho or a drug dealer?

a street whore can wash her crack and make more money.

[qdavid]

Dumb, but made me chuckle:

Why do troll soccer players always smile?

The grass tickles their balls.

[Euphoric]

So there's this guy and a girl, and they're at the guy's house. But the problem is, the guy shares a room with his little brother, and worse yet, they have bunk beds. Luckily for the guy and the girl, the guy's got top bunk.

So they decide to go at it one night, yanno, bumpin' and grindin', but the guy says to the girl "My little brother's sleepin' below, so if you want me to go harder, say 'lettuce' and if you want me to go faster say 'tomato'" the girl's like "yeah dude, I got it

So anyway, they're knockin' boots and all and she's moanin' "Lettuce, tomato, lettuce, tomato, tomato, tomato, lettuce, lettuce.." and then with a final "TOMATO!!!!" it all ends.

Two seconds later the little brother starts to tap on the bunk bed..the guy goes "what"..the brother goes

"bro..can you stop making sandwhiches up there? I just got some mayo on my head."

aHAHaHAHAha gross :stoned:

[slipknotpsycho]

meh, i have alot, but i dont' feel like typin' 'em out so yal are all just gonna miss out too bad for you!

[Skink]

Hold the Mayo... That was cute BFA...

[Fengzi]

Why don't guys like to go down on really hairy girls?

It's like eating sushi off the barbershop floor

[marvelous22]

Thats fucking dirty :yippee:

That pic in your pro is sexy. And it took me a bit, but thats a funny ass joke.