A guy walks into a whorehouse, walks up to the madam and says "I'm soo horny, but I only have $5"

The madam frowns at first but looks at the guy and tells him "hmmm, that's not a lot, but I do have a dead hooker in one of the rooms upstairs, you can have her for $5"

The guy quickly thinks it over then agrees, pays his $5, and heads upstairs. ten minutes later he comes back down and the madam asks "how was it?"

The man tells her "It was great, the only weird thing was that her nose kept running"

"Oh, sorry about that, she must be full" the madam replies
Fengzi Reviewed by Fengzi on . WARNING! Terribly Tasteless Dirty Joke A guy walks into a whorehouse, walks up to the madam and says "I'm soo horny, but I only have $5" The madam frowns at first but looks at the guy and tells him "hmmm, that's not a lot, but I do have a dead hooker in one of the rooms upstairs, you can have her for $5" The guy quickly thinks it over then agrees, pays his $5, and heads upstairs. ten minutes later he comes back down and the madam asks "how was it?" The man tells her "It was great, the only weird thing was that her nose kept Rating: 5