hehehe...that's nasty, BOgart...errr..what twas the forum again?
mwhahahaha

Nah, I gotta pay the debt, but it's only because the stupid slack bitch told me that the payments had been completed that I stopped the standing order!!

She says, "it's only £200 to pay them off!"

"Oh, that's ok then, I'll just dip into my magic money pocket, and pull out few hundred quid then."
Stoopid slack bitch!!

I remember looking at the wedding photos, I had a vaguely terrified and confused look on my face...mind you, I was swimming in coke, pills, the odd trip, and of course was totally bolloxed on weed...hehehehe...needed to, I think...