Quote Originally Posted by RESiNATE
My bitch ex-wife just forwarded my telephone number to the debt collectors...that was nice of her, wasn't it?

I must have been totally fucked up on drugs, when I decided to marry her...


..oh, hang on, actually, I WAS fucked up on drugs most of the time, so, I guess it's my own fault!!

What a bitch!

go into a transvestite chatroom, give them her phone number (saying its yours, of course) and tell them to call the house and leave a message or something.. and say the message has to "really turn you on" or you wont call back