Phew, the shop was empty (except for food, obviously ), I went round the place, and created little dust-devils with my speed of passing..lol....straight to the fidgey bit BANG..bacon...then to the bread bit BANG..rolls...then to the freezer bit..BANG..oven chips..then to the checkout..BANG..couldn't slow down quick enough to stop, and crashed into checkout...

"Are you in a rush, Sir?"
"Less talking, more beeping, sister..and chuck me some baccy and Rizla too!"

Paid the cash (substanial change from a tenner )..BANG...out the door quicker than a thing that rushes out of a door, whilst ignoring comments about the strange appearance of Platypuss piss aroma...

Coool
RESiNATE Reviewed by RESiNATE on . Hungry I keep walking into the kitchen to make summat to eat, but then I remember that I have no food, and have to walk back out again. I've done this 5 times in the last half-an-hour! Maybe I think that I'll find a food parcel on the table. I'll have to go to the shop and get some food, but I'm waiting till the rushhour has died off...can't be doing with people littering the checkout, man...I wanna be in and out, at the maximum speed! I wonder what I'll have for dinner...:rolleyes:..hmmm Rating: 5