Phew, the shop was empty (except for food, obviously ), I went round the place, and created little dust-devils with my speed of passing..lol....straight to the fidgey bit BANG..bacon...then to the bread bit BANG..rolls...then to the freezer bit..BANG..oven chips..then to the checkout..BANG..couldn't slow down quick enough to stop, and crashed into checkout...

"Are you in a rush, Sir?"
"Less talking, more beeping, sister..and chuck me some baccy and Rizla too!"

Paid the cash (substanial change from a tenner )..BANG...out the door quicker than a thing that rushes out of a door, whilst ignoring comments about the strange appearance of Platypuss piss aroma...

Coool