Geez!
I nearly forgot to put my "carrier-bag-separator" in my pocket....they make carrier bags out of the thinnest plastic that our imaginations can deal with...

"Do you need help packing, sir?"
"No, I'll be fine thanks.."

The goods start piling up at the end of the conveyor belt, because I'm still trying to open up the first bag!
CUH!

Why do they make things so hard!

Ok, start the stopwatch...eh? how can you start the stop...oh, never mind...OK<

HERE WE GO!!!!!!!