Not to mention the fact that you'd have to wait aaages before you could open your tinnies, dude...all that shaking as you rumbled across the kids torso...man, upsetting the hops, init!

Ok, I'm getting steeled up to go on the "shopping trip"...a very apt title, I think ...
I've got my coat on.....I've got exact change ready....I know the layout of the shop, so I can whisk in straight to the right place....I'm on basket detail, so no fiddling around with those fricking £1 coin trolley-release mechanisms....
Set to go!

...I'm very scared, what if one of the oldies tries to strike up a conversation with me about the Land Army ....

Ok, I'll go..I'll go...
I'm going...
RESiNATE Reviewed by RESiNATE on . Hungry I keep walking into the kitchen to make summat to eat, but then I remember that I have no food, and have to walk back out again. I've done this 5 times in the last half-an-hour! Maybe I think that I'll find a food parcel on the table. I'll have to go to the shop and get some food, but I'm waiting till the rushhour has died off...can't be doing with people littering the checkout, man...I wanna be in and out, at the maximum speed! I wonder what I'll have for dinner...:rolleyes:..hmmm Rating: 5