lol, yeah, OAPs should be banned from public places where paying for something is involved..

"Yes dear, how much?...pardon, I'm a bit deaf....3shillings and a ha'penny?...can I pay in string?....I've got vouchers for 1p off, it's in my bag somewhere....I thought I put it in there.....how much was it again?.."

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"I ONLY WANNA BUY THIS MARS BAR, AND I'VE BEEN STOOD HERE SO LONG, THAT I NEED ANOTHER SHAVE!!!"

Buying hairnets and food for yappy-type-dogs!!! Cuh!

There should be an alotted time for OAPs to go shopping....like, between the hours of 0200-0300...!!!
It'll keep them off the road, too!!!

"Come on you purple-haired, wrinkly!!!...It's 40 MILES per hour, not KILOMETERS!!!....I want to get home TODAY, not EVENTUALLY!!!"

Geez, I'm sure that they still think that the human body wil explode at speeds in excess of 30mph
Still looking for the red-flag man, I spose ...well, ya didn't run 'im over, love, geez, a slug could've crossed the road in safety at the speed you're doing!!!