Not to mention the fact that you'd have to wait aaages before you could open your tinnies, dude...all that shaking as you rumbled across the kids torso...man, upsetting the hops, init!

Ok, I'm getting steeled up to go on the "shopping trip"...a very apt title, I think ...
I've got my coat on.....I've got exact change ready....I know the layout of the shop, so I can whisk in straight to the right place....I'm on basket detail, so no fiddling around with those fricking £1 coin trolley-release mechanisms....
Set to go!

...I'm very scared, what if one of the oldies tries to strike up a conversation with me about the Land Army ....

Ok, I'll go..I'll go...
I'm going...