NUKE THE WHALES!

[High phy]

LOL

you meanies!

High phy Reviewed by High phy on 11-17-2004. NUKE THE WHALES! They crowd the ocean, utilize too much of our valuable plankton resources, and make annoying "uhhhhhhhh" noises! I think it's time for whales to go. Who's with me?! ~007~ Top Five Reasons to Hate Whales (and work towards their annihilation): 1. MAMMALS OF THE SEA!! They LOOK like FISH, but breathe AIR and give BIRTH and are MAMMALS! This concept of underwater sea mammals is archaic, which demonstrates that the time has come for whales to become part of the marine biology history Rating: 5

[RESiNATE]

Someone should make a seafood restaurant out of a preserved whale carcass
~007~

Yeah, and I wonder what they'd call it?

"Come to The Dorsel Diner Restaurant, you'll have a WHALE of a time!!"

They'll be sections in there, like a 'Crill-Grill', or the 'Barnacle Bar'

[Reefer Rogue]

that post reminded me of those birthday cakes "have a whale of a birthday" but that was probably what you were refering to...

[RESiNATE]

lol, Reefer...my birthday cakes always used to say "Reduced for quick sale -40p"

[sawleaf]

Even better, I want a giant gold plated whale skeleton proped up in my front yard. Great jungle gym for the kids!

[00Ampersand]

HAhah, I can see it now..

Announcer: This week on MTV's CRIBS!
P-Diddy: Yo yo yo, lemme welcome y'all to ma new crib...its revolutionary in design--completely made out of a gold plated, hunchback whale skeleton!

~007~

[RESiNATE]

Yeah, you could play tunes on it's rib-cage..much like a Xylophone!

or is it Glockenspiel?

whatever..you could play tunes, though

[sawleaf]

Ya dat itz ein glockenspiel

[GHoSToKeR]

Ya dat itz ein glockenspiel

lol wtf!?!?!?

[SonicBloom]

This thread isn't funny.