Stinky's top 10 reasons houseplants make better roommates than.. um.. roommates

[stinkyattic]

10.
There will be no griping if you want to watch HGTV instead of the playoffs.
9.
If you walk in on them breeding it's annoying, but not disgusting, and you can remove the male
8.
They don't drink your beer while you're at work
7.
It's totally acceptable for them to sit around and do nothing all day
6.
They don't try to tag your friends
5.
They pay their bills in a timely manner
4.
They don't leave the seat up or use the last of the TP
3.
They're happy with their food and don't steal yours
2.
They don't leave stuff laying around.. all the perlite on the floor DOES have YOUR footprints in it, after all!
1.
If they STILL manage to piss you off, it's perfectly legal to kill them!!!!

stinkyattic Reviewed by stinkyattic on 12-19-2006. Stinky's top 10 reasons houseplants make better roommates than.. um.. roommates 10. There will be no griping if you want to watch HGTV instead of the playoffs. 9. If you walk in on them breeding it's annoying, but not disgusting, and you can remove the male 8. They don't drink your beer while you're at work 7. It's totally acceptable for them to sit around and do nothing all day 6. They don't try to tag your friends Rating: 5

[4x5]

what about when the kitten attacks in the middle of the night and breaks your "roomates" necks and cuts off their arms?

you've made me smile,

[the yeag]

you can slam the door on them leave them in the dark and tell them to shut the hell up....or decide not to make them dinner for a few days. when your finished with them you can pull them out by their necks take what you want and leave em. they usually smell better

[Shovelhandle]

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[xcrispi]

no lie stinky ,
1. no pee on the toiletseat
2. evict em any time u want
3. they don't smoke , atleast for a lil while . lol
4. they don't have wild partys

the list of benefits is prob. limitless

[Splifted]

1. You can walk around balls naked in front of them.
2. They use your electricity for something constructive instead of just leaving everything in the f'ing house on 24/7.
3. They don't listen to shitty music (unless you listen to shitty music )
4. They don't leave the fucking ranch dressing out
5. They don't feel the need to staple alcohol paraphernalia & stupid posters to every open wall/ceiling guaranteeing their own continued virginity.
6. They don't waste my air by breathing it.

Lol, if you can't tell, i don't like roommates.

[orangeman]

LMAO! I really like number #1 reason. Rep points for this lol! Fun read when high and makes good sense! :stoned:

[latewood]

too funny...roflmao! Hey, I attached a tool for you to use on unwanted inhabitants:smokin:...