10.
There will be no griping if you want to watch HGTV instead of the playoffs.
9.
If you walk in on them breeding it's annoying, but not disgusting, and you can remove the male
8.
They don't drink your beer while you're at work
7.
It's totally acceptable for them to sit around and do nothing all day
6.
They don't try to tag your friends
5.
They pay their bills in a timely manner
4.
They don't leave the seat up or use the last of the TP
3.
They're happy with their food and don't steal yours
2.
They don't leave stuff laying around.. all the perlite on the floor DOES have YOUR footprints in it, after all!
1.
If they STILL manage to piss you off, it's perfectly legal to kill them!!!!
stinkyattic Reviewed by stinkyattic on . Stinky's top 10 reasons houseplants make better roommates than.. um.. roommates 10. There will be no griping if you want to watch HGTV instead of the playoffs. 9. If you walk in on them breeding it's annoying, but not disgusting, and you can remove the male 8. They don't drink your beer while you're at work 7. It's totally acceptable for them to sit around and do nothing all day 6. They don't try to tag your friends Rating: 5