#1 - The first rule of Grow Club is, you do not talk about Grow Club.

#2 - The second rule of Grow Club is, you DO NOT talk about Grow Club.

#3 - If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, the weed is good.

#4 - Two plants to a light.

#5 - One light at a time.

#6 - No shirts, no shoes. (meh...this still works)

#7 - Lights will go on as long as they have to.

#8 - If this is your first night at Grow Club, you have to grow.