So... I went in for the interview today. Everything went swimmingly. I managed to weasel my way out of a test for today, managed to re-schedule it for when we got back from vacation around Jan. 2nd/3rd-ish. So, I've at least got a little more time.

I'm wanting to buy some fake urine to smuggle into the drug test. What's the best brand to use? What are my odds of being "watched" for a pre-employment screen? If I am watched, I would like the chance of going al-natural as a sort of back-up plan. At the point of the test, it will be 20 days clean...

Just so you don't have to scroll up... I'm female, 5'10", ~150 lbs, and up until the stop date, I was at about a pipe full a day for several years. Thanks much.