never ever try to run from cops while stoned...


STORY (FIRST HAND INFORMATION)

ONE DAY, 3 little stoners were sitting in the foilage(bushes), smoking some bowlige(weed)... the cops show up... so we all jump up and run in different directions... i get chased after, because i was running in the open towards this trail that gose threw the woods, to a creek, and from the creek, i can get to any place i may need to go.... and so im running threw this parking lot..... and i turn to see were the cops are(loking over my shoulder) and run right into the ass end of a PARKED CAR....


IM NOT SHITTING ON YOU GUYS, TRUE STORY...

i did end up getting away though..