A list of things to never do stoned

[napolitana869]

eatting crackers is a bad idea when you're stoned. They taste so good but the dry mouth is a bitch.

[RIP ODB]

Don't go to the dentist high!

I also agree with the dude who said don't go to Subway stoned. Actually, I wouldn't go to Subway, period. That shit is gross!

[Mr.Jesus]

play mario on nintendo.. the music started playing and i couldnt stop laughing i almost choked on my pop tart.. the laughter is uncontrollable.

[delusionsofNORMALity]

Never attempt to bring your sandwich from Mcdonalds back to life .....

wow - you mean you've done that too, i thought i was the only one.

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oh, and don't order chinese take-out when you're stoned. everything sounds good, but so little of it actually is.

[acrca]

go to martial arts

[BlueCat]

Don't go to the dentist high!

I also agree with the dude who said don't go to Subway stoned. Actually, I wouldn't go to Subway, period. That shit is gross!

(((((((shudder)))))))) at the thought of going to the dentist high...

[partyguy420]

never ever try to run from cops while stoned...


STORY (FIRST HAND INFORMATION)

ONE DAY, 3 little stoners were sitting in the foilage(bushes), smoking some bowlige(weed)... the cops show up... so we all jump up and run in different directions... i get chased after, because i was running in the open towards this trail that gose threw the woods, to a creek, and from the creek, i can get to any place i may need to go.... and so im running threw this parking lot..... and i turn to see were the cops are(loking over my shoulder) and run right into the ass end of a PARKED CAR....


IM NOT SHITTING ON YOU GUYS, TRUE STORY...

i did end up getting away though..