A list of things to never do stoned

[RichieRich]

i have been stoned in church a few times. I persoanlly don't see an issue with it. If you are like me and believe that this wonderful herb was put on this earth for our enjoyment, then seriously what is the problem in going and giving thanks!

[Matt the Funk]

Oh and never order hard to pronounce shit at resturaunts or you will make a fool of yourself.

[slipknotpsycho]

what not to do stoned:

do NOT cover your naked body in chocolate syrup and whip cream and run into a police station shouting Cher is trying to rape me with a decapitated monkey head.

[marvelous22]

Study for finals, or school

Finals, okay, but school....... nahhhh school is bangin wene stoned especially wene you don't miss nothing. I go into school blasted everyday.

[gs8778]

no funerals. couldnt stop grinning

[hello3pat]

i have been stoned in church a few times. I persoanlly don't see an issue with it. If you are like me and believe that this wonderful herb was put on this earth for our enjoyment, then seriously what is the problem in going and giving thanks!

Well I should have been more specific going to a babtist church, they are such asshole ussually

[higher4hockey]

go to subway......they're not stoner friendly, the food is, but the process you have to go through to get it. sheesh, its like quit asking me so many fucking questions and GIVE ME MY SANDWICHHHHHH AUGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

[slipknotpsycho]

no problem, i hate subway, quizno's and all the places like it anyways... i hate sandwhiches.... now maybe if they had a foot long pb&j sub....

[hello3pat]

go to subway......they're not stoner friendly, the food is, but the process you have to go through to get it. sheesh, its like quit asking me so many fucking questions and GIVE ME MY SANDWICHHHHHH AUGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

hah, so true, thats why you send someone else to get it for you

[twist n shout]

Stash your weed & expect to find it later.That is if your as spaced as I usually am.