A list of things to never do stoned

[TokinAsianGuy]

i was too baked at the wedding i attended a couple months back. my eyes were red and relaxed, and i had this content grin on my face the whole time (that content grin is a stoner giveaway). one of my cousins asked me why i being so weird, so i told her i had a session beforei got to the wedding. we had a good chuckle and she kept my secret from the rest of the family. EVERYONE was there and i was paranoid as hell.

[Skink]

walk into a tree...

[MFer]

Climb trees. Sure, getting up there is easy and fun.

Getting down is fast, and painful

[RedLocks]

take a piss test

[Frivolous248]

multi task and smoke a joint naked.

I think most things are only 'don't do it stoned' to certain people though...Some people are high all day so they do everything stoned.

[potsmokingnome]

Studying for a test while being stoned, unless you plan to take that test stonned as well LOL

[Matt the Funk]

Do not do crossword puzzles. They are hard.

[MastaChronic]

never tell a cop you love him
never rest your balls on the bong
never try and say snufflufflegus while stoned

[Purple Banana]

Perform neurosurgery on a foreign dignitary's loved one, without any medical training past 9th grade health.

[RichieRich]

i have