A list of things to never do stoned

[ToDrunkToFish]

Taking a drug test.

[Splifted]

If you are stoned, you should absolutely not quit smoking weed. Then you would become un-stoned, and that would suck. :stoned:

[TokinAsianGuy]

Attend the wedding of a relative...

[zephyrinne]

Try to boil chicken on a gas stove. Then you pass out.

Then you wake up to firefighters pulling you and your roommates out of the house at 4 AM; 3 random people called 911 cause black smoke was rolling out of the windows.

Didn't happen to me, but a friend. He was way stoned, tried to boil chicken. Ended up passing out on the couch and all the water boiled down in the pot, making the chicken burn.. yeeah.. he isn't the smartest/most responsible person out there.

[hello3pat]

wow, that would suck

Speeking of sucking if someone says "You could suck a golfball through a garden hose" that is never under any curcumstances to be considered a challenge

[hello3pat]

Oh and go to church

[bubblebrain8]

work out

[Purple Banana]

Hang gliding.

No, wait, I totally take that back. Hang gliding would be great stoned. :stoned:

Just kind of unsafe.

[Reefer Rogue]

Fight.

[The Colonel]

Attend the wedding of a relative...

last summer i had to drive two hours into Austin for my uncles wedding... smoked the whole way there,, free food everywhere