And, as to the 'kettles in the pants', don't you find that the cordless ones are the worse kind...keep getting things caught between the base and the kettle

What is the most kettles you've gotten into your pants?
I recently managed a staggering 1532!
But, boy, when I walked
It was like major chaffage, man!

Plus, sometimes, I'd accidently switch a few of them on......brought new meaning to the term "I got a hot ass!"
RESiNATE Reviewed by RESiNATE on . i cant think of a title.. woah.. im in a dilemma.. can you actually be in a dilemma, or do you have a dilemma? anyway i dont remember and i think im spellin it wrong anyway, so, the dilemma(sp?) is - i need to go across the room to get the joint i rolled before.. i dont remember how it got there, but it is and theres fuck all i can do about it.. anyway, so i need to go get this joint right? BUT (yes theres a but!) if i try and walk to it i'll either a) fall over, b) get paranoid half away across the room and have to Rating: 5