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Indeed!

Needless to say, I got the joint.. I managed to fashion a canoe out of used roaches, PVA Glue and some Fairy Liquid Bottles.. and then boiled a thousand kettles, so that the steam formed condensation on the ceiling, and eventually enough dripped on the carpet to form a small river..

But how did you get the joint into the canoe?
And how did you manage to switch on the kettles, without moving from your spot?
And, wouldn't the condensation from the steam, render your joint soggy, and thus making it impossible to light?

You MUST answer these questions, man!