Quote Originally Posted by apsinthion
If the joint is over by a window you could always throw somthing to break the glass and then wait for the draft to blow the joint your way.
Hmmm, good idea, Aps..but what if the room was south-facing?

Why not get a really long drinking straw, then try to suck the fucker over to you?


...oh, hang-on, the trouble with that is that the amount of suction required, would probably implode your head, or make you pass out, or even leave you without enough puff to even light it once you got it there.
Hmmm...this is a tricky dilema...