And, as to the 'kettles in the pants', don't you find that the cordless ones are the worse kind...keep getting things caught between the base and the kettle

What is the most kettles you've gotten into your pants?
I recently managed a staggering 1532!
But, boy, when I walked
It was like major chaffage, man!

Plus, sometimes, I'd accidently switch a few of them on......brought new meaning to the term "I got a hot ass!"