This corporate guy finally retires,and he & his wife decide to go on a trip to the holy land.While there, the wife has a heart attack & dies.The local funeral home gave the man two options.$8000 to ship the body home,or $100 to bury it locally.The man chooses to ship the body.Why would you spend all that money,asks the funeral director,to ship the body,instead of just burying her here?Well,replied the man,a long time ago,they tried to bury a man here,and he rose from the dead,& im not taking that chance.:greenthumb: