Jokes!!

[potsmokingnome]

I'm not 100% sure there is a thread on jokes, but hell why not start one they don't have to be cannabis related, but that would be kewl if they were

I'll start it off


If a gay couple, and a lesbian couple were staying in the same hotel, and then going to the same city the next day. Which couple would make it there first?
















The Lesbians would be cause they would be doing 69 on the highway, while the gay guys would be still packing there shit! lol

potsmokingnome Reviewed by potsmokingnome on 12-16-2006. Jokes!! I'm not 100% sure there is a thread on jokes, but hell why not start one :) they don't have to be cannabis related, but that would be kewl if they were :) I'll start it off :) If a gay couple, and a lesbian couple were staying in the same hotel, and then going to the same city the next day. Which couple would make it there first? Rating: 5

[daima]

[quote=potsmokingnome]I'm not 100% sure there is a thread on jokes, but hell why not start one they don't have to be cannabis related, but that would be kewl if they were

I'll start it off



more straight men request anal sex with their gf, than gay men do with their partners.
Most gay men do not engage in anal sex.

dai*ma:stoned:

[smoke it]

a french guy waks into a bar, and sees a donkey. he asks the bartender why is the donkey there. the bartener replies, that is a special donkey. if you hit him on the head, he'll give you oral sex. the french guy dosent beleive him. so the bartender walks over to the donkey, hits him on the head, and the donkey gives him oral sex. the bartender then asks the french guy, do you want to have a try? the french guy says, okay, but you dont have to hit me on the head

[Skink]

Jokes need the right person telling them,,,delivery,facial expression an goofy looking eyes all play a part... it is really tough to tell a joke on the internet...

[Mista Sippi]

what do you call a weedhead with parkinsons disease?





Shake and bake

[OniEhtRedrum781]

Jokes need the right person telling them,,,delivery,facial expression an goofy looking eyes all play a part... it is really tough to tell a joke on the internet...

I don't think so, it makes all those joke websites obsolete....

[Skink]

I don't think so, it makes all those joke websites obsolete....

What joke websites???

[yoda]

What joke websites???

dribbleglass.com
lotsofjokes.com

[FLORIDA MON]

Q: What is black, white & read all over AND has trouble going through revolving doors???

A: A nun with a spear through her head.:toilet_claw:

[FLORIDA MON]

BTW - I'm reeeeally high right now.:stoned: